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How To Steal Food During Eid

warriorchicken:

1. Set fire to a flammable piece of furniture (or to a flammable relative)

2. Step one will cause a commotion, dont pay attention to the panicking masses, concentrate on your goal (the food)

3. Hurry to the location of the food stealthily and fabulously (it IS eid after all)

4. Stuff your mouth and pockets with food

Success!!! By this step, you will have food and a bunch of angry relatives. And probably a law suit but whatever.